Nov 01, 2016 · Stalin has been usually portrayed as a megalomaniac who was uninterested in sex. But contrary to the common belief, Stalin in his 30s seduced a 13-year-old and was also indicted for under-aged seduction. The girl, Lydia, was from a Siberian village Kureika. In those days Stalin was extremely attractive and charming and Lydia was a school girl.Estimated Reading Time: 9 mins
Posts about sexy stalin written by speaker7. I completely stole this from the Byronic Man, but I’ve been blogging for 20 straight days, I’m suppose to pack up and move out my house 20 days from now, and this sentence will peter out without a third 20 thing.. Byronic Man does this awesome Ask Sexy Stalin feature that makes you laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time when you realize ...
Sex with Stalin. All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews. 6 in Group Chat View Stats. As a young time traveler, you receive the opportunity to meet the greatest dictator of all time — Stalin. And then what? Everything's up to you! Speak with Joseph, reveal his most hidden secrets, give him advice, and help ...
According to KnowYourMeme, among others, a relatively young Stalin is so good looking in a certain picture that he is often referred to as "sexy Stalin": This is indeed a pretty picture of a young man with quite a smooth face (1902, 23 years old). There is however a problem with this picture. It …Reviews: 5
There are a lot of funny things about Sex with Stalin, but perhaps the most amusing isn't in the game. If you go to the game's Steam page there are a few reviewers that have enjoyed this experience, but then there are a bunch of weebs complaining that they bought this and did not, in fact, get to slip one of history's great dictators a length. Sex with Stalin is a bizarre proposition, part-parody of the dating genre, part-surrealist exploration of modern Russia's roots, and all done in the worst possible taste. It contains a great deal of text, mostly dense exchanges between the player character and Soviet leader Joseph Stalin. Fair warning: if the title isn't enough of a clue, there's a lot in this game with the capacity to offend. It is set in the mids, when Stalin had become Russia's de facto dictator and the centre of a personality cult. He is one of the 20th century's most influential figures, and also a tyrant who, thanks to constant purges and famines, died with the blood of millions on his hands. Therefore some might consider it inappropriate to, as this game does, posit an absurdist timeline where Stalin becomes a rapper called MC Gulag and sings about how "I build my empire on tears and bones" before inviting the player to "go fuck yourself. The game's protagonist is a contemporary Russian, who in the prologue bemoans the country's lack of economic opportunities, the pointlessness of pursuing an education, the stranglehold that oligarchy places on ordinary people This sets off a chain of events that soon ends up with him in a time machine, and stepping out into Stalin's office. From here, Sex with Stalin unfolds as a series of conversations that examine important moments in early 20th century Russian and European history, giving Stalin's imagined perspective on such, before things take a turn for the weird. A conversation about the role of the proletariat, for example, may shortly lead to the time traveller offering some insight about individual health that leads Stalin to take up yoga and live to the ripe old age of at which point his would-be successors, sick of waiting, poison him. On another occasion, Stalin gets interested in anime and ended up turning the Russian state's resources towards the creation of Sailor Moon, gazumping Japan entirely. Then he did a little dance for me in the Sailor Moon costume. This is all mixed-in with some alternately funny and horrifying dead ends along the way. In one ending Stalin 'implanted' himself in my time traveller before his head burst out of my chest like a xenomorph. So just what the hell is going on? Sex with Stalin is at times almost an art house piece, while at others it goes deliberately low-rent and aims to unsettle and disgust its players. At its core is this attempt to wrestle with some of the big historical factors that have contributed to the modern Russian state, and then around this are scattered the obsessions of an internet-addled mind: memes, social media, video games and nihilism. It ponders whether there was an alternative to the Cold War. It asks: if you just become a consumerist society in the end, run by gangsters, what was all the pain and sacrifice for? The only answers Sex with Stalin has to these questions are, of course, absurd. But it is playing the game any student of history loves, which is to chew over why things happened the way they did, and wonder what might have been. Asking 'Stalin' about events like the execution of Nicholas II and receiving someone's thoughts on what he might say, as fabricated and grotesque as this puppet-show may sometimes be, is somehow alluring and fascinating. One may well ask where exactly the game is. Sex with Stalin features 25 different endings, of which I've seen around 10, and after you've unlocked two has the mercy to allow players to fast-forward through dialogue. You choose responses or questions, the conversation goes one way or another, and while Stalin's pontificating you can switch between half-a-dozen fixed camera angles. It's no interactive masterpiece, then, but somehow kept me engaged for a couple of hours. This is not a game that fits into any particular box. Elements of it, like some of the developer's previous work, veer towards crude shock value, but then these same elements are trying to smuggle-in half a dissertation's worth of thoughts on Russian history. You'll be taken aback by some insight on Beria's limits, and why he would never have succeeded Stalin, then there'll be some pixellated bending-over sequence where an unidentified mucous splats on-screen. This veers dizzyingly between high-falutin' political philosophy and toilet humour: even when the jokes don't quite land, it's never boring. What can be said about this, ironically enough, is that it's clearly a labour of love. You will be surprised at how much effort has gone into incidental jokes and the creation of atmosphere, and the writing strikes a clever balance between the time traveller's modern mores and the viewpoint of one of the 20th century's most infamous dictators. I don't know if I'd recommend Sex with Stalin. But I do keep on thinking about it. Rich was raised by a Spectrum 48K in the Scottish wilderness, and this early exposure to survival mechanics made him a rooter-out of the finest news truffles, and suspicious of all the soft, civilised Amiga people. These days he mostly plays Counter-Strike and Rocket League, and is good at one of them. He's also the author of a Brief History of Video Games. 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